Hog tied? Try KEEL HAULED.THIS IS MAINE LIFE EXACTLY, THOUGH! People from other states come here, like it (with a few minor tweaks, right?), decide to retire here, get here, then proceed to run for office so they can make whatever unfortunate town they retired to exactly like the city they left. :D the mason jar works…..but it SHOULD be filled with coffee brandy :D and….maybe some milk…..Please do us all a favor though – STAY IN LA!