Stop what you are doing and watch this video right now. Two guys write each others shopping list that is filled with ridiculous, made-up stuff and try to get the store employee to help them find them.

Stolen from Tastefully Offensive

Other Stuff I Stole:

How I Feel On Stairs Behind Strangers

Baby Doesn't Like Kisses

Doing Impressions While Singing 'Firework'

Justin Bieber Honors More Historical Figures