Imagine how much more funny it would be if they actually got the lines right!

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Parks & Rec’s Ron Swanson discovers the internet’s lack of privacy.

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The battle of network TV alpha males.

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We all know how Ron Swanson from Parks & Recreation feels about food, it’s nice to see Trader Joe’s get behind Ron’s culinary tastes.

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“Fish for sport only, not for meat. Fish meat is practically a vegetable.” Parks & Recreation’s Ron Swanson has a very unique way of looking at food. He knows what he likes, and doesn’t want to waste time with anything else.

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Parks & Rec’s Ron Swanson is a man of many moods, so it might be a little hard to get a read on him. Let this handy chart help you out.

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Want to be like Ron Swanson? You will need to study The Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness. Thankfully Ron breaks down for you:

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The Parks and Rec. theme song with a little bit of Star Wars flare, well a lot of Star Wars flare.You will be singing this next time you watch Parks and Rec.

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